it’s 2am n i was playing smash bros with my brother and his friends and i was owning all their asses as pit
but they said i can’t play as him bc he’s over powered uh sorry coming from the guys playing Link, Marth and Kirby???? no sorry pit is just my main fuckers
can’t handle me can’t play w/ me
y’all just too slow to get your smash moves on
| Anonymous said: black and green ALL THE WAY |
eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE//falls down
anon pLEASE
| BLACK = I would date you. |
| GREEN = I think you’re cute. |
| BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. |
| GREY = I wish you would notice me. |
| PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. |
| TEAL = We have a lot in common. |
| YELLOW = FUCK ME. |
| ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. |
| BROWN = I don’t like you. |
| PINK = I think you are unattractive. |
| RED = I love you with a burning passion. |
| WHITE = MARRY ME. |
| I seldom get responses to these, but always curious.... |
i bet something like this is going to happen
I’d like to see this guy…
This guy…
This guy…
This girl…
And this guy…
All visit this place…
At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work.
the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it but it would be fucking hilarious
yes im a fictional character yes i play video games……………………….
especially ones that kill your dad
THATS ENOUGH.
sxae:
it is supposed to be some kind of human caliborn with wings, i’m so sorry

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lets take a moment of silence to remember this moment
And the fact they were taking turns with the same keyboard to do it.
do you have 67 protons because you’re a
If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….
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